Funny Health Slogans

Funny Health Slogans puts a humorous spin to health. These humorous health slogans will be sure to put a smile on your face. Be sure to vote for your favorite funny health slogans.

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The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one

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Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.

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If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy

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Healthy hearts keep the beat

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Give Peas a Chance

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My favorite exercise is smiling

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Fruity Snakes make me just peachy

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I go bananas for fruits

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You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100.