Funny Valentine Slogans

Funny Valentines Day Slogans will be sure to give you a laugh. Who says Valentines Day has to be serious? These humorous valentines slogans will lighten the mood and add laughter to the air. Be sure to vote for your favorite funny slogans for Valentines Day.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Love is like fire, whether it will warm your heart or burn your house down, you never know.

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My lovely honey Valentine, You make me half insane,
but I still love you very much, my darling little pain.