Life Slogans

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Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. – Alice Kahn

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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Families are like peanut brittle- It takes a lot of sweetness to hold the nuts together

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True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

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Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

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9 out of 10 monkeys insist we are not their descendants.

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Our family is a circle of Love and Strength

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Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

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Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It On Technology

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151 Countries, One Technology

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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man – the airplane, the automobile, the computer – says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy

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Technology presumes there’s just one right way to do things and there never is. ~Robert M. Pirsig

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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. ~Karl Marx

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One night of pleasure doesn’t amount to a lifetime of pain. -STDs

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Listen to mommy about the birds and the bees, that way you won’t get STDs

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Don’t do a thing without that ring!

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Babysitter $800 a month, Diapers $100 a month, Formula $150 a month….Abstinence…priceless

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We put the FUN in dysfunctional!

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All things may change; but we start and end with family.