Funny Safety Slogans

Funny Safety Slogans express the importance of safety while also making you laugh. These humorous safety slogans can be a clever way to get people to pay attention to safety. Be sure to vote for your slogans.

314 rating, 558 votes314 rating, 558 votes +314

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

140 rating, 260 votes140 rating, 260 votes +140

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check.

20 rating, 50 votes20 rating, 50 votes +20

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

18 rating, 40 votes18 rating, 40 votes +18

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

11 rating, 45 votes11 rating, 45 votes +11

Got crazy with the lighter? Call a firefighter.

10 rating, 50 votes10 rating, 50 votes +10

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

10 rating, 28 votes10 rating, 28 votes +10

Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.

9 rating, 29 votes9 rating, 29 votes +9

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense

9 rating, 21 votes9 rating, 21 votes +9

Safety: more fun than running with scissors

6 rating, 22 votes6 rating, 22 votes +6

Watch where you walk or you might need a walker.

0 rating, 52 votes0 rating, 52 votes 0

A mind is a terrible thing to baste.

-7 rating, 65 votes-7 rating, 65 votes -7

Don’t Burn, Baby, Burn!