Funny Safety Slogans

Funny Safety Slogans express the importance of safety while also making you laugh. These humorous safety slogans can be a clever way to get people to pay attention to safety. Be sure to vote for your slogans.

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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

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Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check.

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If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

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While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

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Got crazy with the lighter? Call a firefighter.

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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense

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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

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Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.

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Watch where you walk or you might need a walker.

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Safety: more fun than running with scissors

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A mind is a terrible thing to baste.

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Don’t Burn, Baby, Burn!