Funny Slogans

Funny slogans can be used in advertising, on t-shirts, in campaigns and more. These humorous slogans will make you laugh and put a smile on your face. There is nothing like a funny slogan to lighten up your day. Be sure to vote for your favorite funny slogans.

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561 rating, 1,559 votes561 rating, 1,559 votes +561

The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one

227 rating, 321 votes227 rating, 321 votes +227

Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems

143 rating, 203 votes143 rating, 203 votes +143

I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient

128 rating, 168 votes128 rating, 168 votes +128

People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday

110 rating, 161 votes110 rating, 161 votes +110

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.

79 rating, 149 votes79 rating, 149 votes +79

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

76 rating, 124 votes76 rating, 124 votes +76

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

74 rating, 149 votes74 rating, 149 votes +74

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.

61 rating, 111 votes61 rating, 111 votes +61

Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.

56 rating, 98 votes56 rating, 98 votes +56

Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else

54 rating, 100 votes54 rating, 100 votes +54

Keep staring….I may do a trick.

36 rating, 74 votes36 rating, 74 votes +36

If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy

32 rating, 74 votes32 rating, 74 votes +32

practice safe lunch use condiments

30 rating, 100 votes30 rating, 100 votes +30

My favorite exercise is smiling

28 rating, 96 votes28 rating, 96 votes +28

The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua

26 rating, 44 votes26 rating, 44 votes +26

if we are a country associated with free speech why do we have phone bills?

18 rating, 70 votes18 rating, 70 votes +18

My reality check just bounced.

17 rating, 103 votes17 rating, 103 votes +17

I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.

12 rating, 76 votes12 rating, 76 votes +12

Dangerously under-medicated.

8 rating, 84 votes8 rating, 84 votes +8

Get out of my bubble

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