+459The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one
Funny Slogans
Funny slogans can be used in advertising, on t-shirts, in campaigns and more. These humorous slogans will make you laugh and put a smile on your face. There is nothing like a funny slogan to lighten up your day. Be sure to vote for your favorite funny slogans.
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- Funny Health Slogans (9)
- Funny tshirt slogans (16)
+459 +48Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems
+30My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
+26I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
+24People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday
+23My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
+22I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.
+19I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
+18Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else
+12Keep staring….I may do a trick.
+12My reality check just bounced.
+11practice safe lunch use condiments
+8Dangerously under-medicated.
+7Get out of my bubble
+6I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
+6The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua
+2Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.
+2If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy
+1I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
+1Healthy hearts keep the beat