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Funny Slogans
Funny slogans can be used in advertising, on t-shirts, in campaigns and more. These humorous slogans will make you laugh and put a smile on your face. There is nothing like a funny slogan to lighten up your day. Be sure to vote for your favorite funny slogans.
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- Funny Health Slogans (9)
- Funny tshirt slogans (16)
Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else
Keep staring….I may do a trick.
My reality check just bounced.
practice safe lunch use condiments
Dangerously under-medicated.
Get out of my bubble
I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua
Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.
If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy
I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
Healthy hearts keep the beat


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