Funny Health Slogans

Funny Health Slogans puts a humorous spin to health. These humorous health slogans will be sure to put a smile on your face. Be sure to vote for your favorite funny health slogans.

561 ratings, 1,559 votes561 ratings, 1,559 votes +561

The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one

61 ratings, 111 votes61 ratings, 111 votes +61

Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.

36 ratings, 74 votes36 ratings, 74 votes +36

If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy

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My favorite exercise is smiling

1 rating, 103 votes1 rating, 103 votes +1

Healthy hearts keep the beat

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Give Peas a Chance

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I go bananas for fruits

-23 ratings, 69 votes-23 ratings, 69 votes -23

Fruity Snakes make me just peachy

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You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100.