Funny Safety Slogans

Funny Safety Slogans express the importance of safety while also making you laugh. These humorous safety slogans can be a clever way to get people to pay attention to safety. Be sure to vote for your slogans.

314 ratings, 558 votes314 ratings, 558 votes +314

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

140 ratings, 260 votes140 ratings, 260 votes +140

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check.

20 ratings, 50 votes20 ratings, 50 votes +20

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

18 ratings, 40 votes18 ratings, 40 votes +18

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

11 ratings, 45 votes11 ratings, 45 votes +11

Got crazy with the lighter? Call a firefighter.

10 ratings, 50 votes10 ratings, 50 votes +10

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

10 ratings, 28 votes10 ratings, 28 votes +10

Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.

9 ratings, 29 votes9 ratings, 29 votes +9

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense

9 ratings, 21 votes9 ratings, 21 votes +9

Safety: more fun than running with scissors

6 ratings, 22 votes6 ratings, 22 votes +6

Watch where you walk or you might need a walker.

0 ratings, 52 votes0 ratings, 52 votes 0

A mind is a terrible thing to baste.

-7 ratings, 65 votes-7 ratings, 65 votes -7

Don’t Burn, Baby, Burn!