Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
+314
Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check.
+140
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
+20
While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
+18
Got crazy with the lighter? Call a firefighter.
+11
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
+10
Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.
+10
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense
+9
Safety: more fun than running with scissors
+9
Watch where you walk or you might need a walker.
+6
A mind is a terrible thing to baste.
0
Don’t Burn, Baby, Burn!
-7