Funny Safety Slogans express the importance of safety while also making you laugh. These humorous safety slogans can be a clever way to get people to pay attention to safety. Be sure to vote for your slogans.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

314 ratings, 558 votes314 ratings, 558 votes +314

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check.

140 ratings, 260 votes140 ratings, 260 votes +140

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

20 ratings, 50 votes20 ratings, 50 votes +20

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

18 ratings, 40 votes18 ratings, 40 votes +18

Got crazy with the lighter? Call a firefighter.

11 ratings, 45 votes11 ratings, 45 votes +11

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

10 ratings, 50 votes10 ratings, 50 votes +10

Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.

10 ratings, 28 votes10 ratings, 28 votes +10

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense

9 ratings, 29 votes9 ratings, 29 votes +9

Safety: more fun than running with scissors

9 ratings, 21 votes9 ratings, 21 votes +9

Watch where you walk or you might need a walker.

6 ratings, 22 votes6 ratings, 22 votes +6

A mind is a terrible thing to baste.

0 ratings, 52 votes0 ratings, 52 votes 0

Don’t Burn, Baby, Burn!

-7 ratings, 65 votes-7 ratings, 65 votes -7