The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one
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Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems
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I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
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+143
People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday
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+128
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
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+110
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
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+79
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
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I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.
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Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.
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+61
Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else
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Keep staring….I may do a trick.
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If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy
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+36
practice safe lunch use condiments
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+32
My favorite exercise is smiling
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+30
The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua
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+28
if we are a country associated with free speech why do we have phone bills?
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+26
My reality check just bounced.
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+18
I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
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+17
Dangerously under-medicated.
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+12
Get out of my bubble
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