The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one
Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems
I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.
Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.
Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else
Keep staring….I may do a trick.
If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy
practice safe lunch use condiments
My favorite exercise is smiling
The more people I meet , the more I like my chihuahua
if we are a country associated with free speech why do we have phone bills?
My reality check just bounced.
I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.