Santa’s flying in the skies:
Watch Out for the Reindeer Pies
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Lets gather near to celebrate the New Year
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Give Thanks, Give Cheer, Not only on Thanksgiving but all through the year.
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New Years Resolution: Think Green
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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
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Don’t make me call my flying monkeys!
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Halloween night is lots of fun but if you see a monster, run, run, run!
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Come Santa Clause and don’t delay. Hurry and come unto your sleigh.
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Ghouls just wanna have fun
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These days they say that Christmas is just for children. So be children and enjoy.
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I survived 2010
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Witch Parking, all others will be toad
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Thanksgiving Day
is a time to pray,
a time to come together
despite the weather
eat potatoes, peas and stew
while giving plenty of thank yous.
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Trick or Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
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Don’t hate me because I’m boo-tiful
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Christmas gifts Christmas trees
Christmas is the time to please
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If I had but one wish to come true, it would be to spend Valentines with you
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You are so Fine, Please be Mine, This Valentine.
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