To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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A friend is someone who is there for you when she would rather be somewhere else.
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Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
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Friends are like snowflakes, none of them are the same!
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A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.
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Your friends are what will matter in the end.
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Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
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Control your destiny or somebody else will.
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In Time of Rest – in Time of Test – Family is Best.
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Count your age with friends but not with years.
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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. – Alice Kahn
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WE ARE THE PEOPLE YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it. – Max Frisch
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Don’t confuse sex with love
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Technology presumes there’s just one right way to do things and there never is. ~Robert M. Pirsig
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Family is Like Brownies – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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Our family is a circle of Love and Strength
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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain. ~J.K. Rowling
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When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.
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